1. 柏芝 you go, I was reluctant to Han! ! !
2. by pigs, the aesthetic, I basically can be regarded as a handsome guy ~
3. I am not as perfect as you think, as a strong, money, and beautiful enough to conquer me!
4. see me later you will suddenly find - the original can be so handsome ah ~
specific
5. aunt, sixteen years later, we Duanchang Ya see, when the time do not forget to message me!
6. Since the two prostitutes claiming to be a graduate of a prestigious university, I now generally claimed to illiteracy!
7. angel and the devil take my soul to play tug of war ~
8. I was an angel, really! In the advent of human kind to me when God said:
9. the first night to fool people with belly button: (
10. Male II to the female lead said:
11. I am the High Dive Academy of Chinese Academy of Sciences, the Nobel Prize for long-term dropped, the Academy Award for Lifetime ~ ~ ~
stealth
12. man does not know the Zhejiang University men, so he called insignificant in vain ~
13. Touxing when the man next to Einstein's IQ!
14. prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men ... ...
15. sick should not go to the hospital, go to the hospital because I would have money to eat and starve to death ... ...
16. Since last year,
17. midnight off the assembly line on time! Otherwise, it will change back to the Princess Cinderella ~
18. I roar loudly in the silence into the toilet. Your eyes cast over the strange, surprising Ye Hao, unhappy worth mentioning, so my voice had not been smaller. Because me Xiudou, not you the wrong bathroom, but I forgot the toilet paper.
19. away from home, remember: You must return the beef cattle B!
20. deprive the people of the right to speak, just as committed to a woman **** pressed down to the ground but her pants off as no less than maddening ~
21. love me free, the package deals!
22. Miss Stop, Stop! I want to love it?
23. sitting on a large dairy name, second wife to enjoy the benefits
24. life is proud to be thoroughly enjoyed themselves, let a beautiful wife air-to-room!
25. In heaven let pair of lovebirds in the ground would do the same lap pig!
26. three months - not your ... ...
27. Dad asked me why I carry him learn to smoke? I said:
28. her as aggressive in bed and under the bed!
29. She said:
30. I like the
30. Wumafenshi in the ... ... you to a not?
31. call me Chiu Wai, even though the song like a buddy ~
32. at the time the pigs will always think of you ... ...
33. God said:
34. since I became a bubble feces, no one dares to step on my head 啦 ~
35. wearing
36. I do not KONKA TV remote control on the waistband, I pretended to buy a new NOKIA phone ... ...
37. If some of the morning to the evening, I think I would prefer a morning ~
38. knit me a scarf, I am willing to return life care phase. Otherwise, you strangled me with a scarf! !
39. your ugly and your face does not matter ... ...
40. life, love a woman enough, which said that he and I were desperate enough! ! !
41. on impulse, a descendant of crisis!
42 .**** easy to hide, obscenity difficult to prevent!
43. on the bed, please show your health card!
44. plus cranky life is nonsense, nonsense so do not add the simple life requires less cranky!
45. pollution in a place like there are two methods: garbage, or the money!
46. prostitution wing that, drunk with grace ~
47. honey a rather early adopters, do not eat rotten peach basket!
48. The words read: 锊!
49. love you is not hold up in the rain umbrella for your man, but could take with you that
gonorrhea
50. Chinese soccer team is the only contribution to China - to more and more people take an interest in basketball!
51.08 on Aug. 8 wedding is a good idea ~
52. Life is a game, you encounter obstacles that various levels, so let us enjoy it to go Raiders!
53. say nonsense - because you are a basket case!
54. animal species are declining, the types of people in the increase?
55. either had refused to wear the crazy red shoes, must now spin like a gyro, right?
56. You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!
57. sunrise and before sunset as long as there like, arrive before school just like in the class.
58. people always want to make mistakes, otherwise the correct way overcrowded ~
59. Do not waste time on people who do not care about your body, can not stand to go WoW!
60. shit Minimum: Evening News A; Recommended: Titan Sports, a + toilet paper one; luxury features: a + Chinese + toilet paper a number of Playboy.
61. I drink only drink pure water, milk and pure milk drink, so I'm simply ... ...
62. to meet this year, successfully completed China's family planning work, I decided not to touch the opposite sex friends, thank you ~
63. Since men are unreliable, I'll find a handsome and rich, right ~
64. they do not dirty, we are mainstream!
65. for the Chinese to study hard! A pack of Chinese a lot of sore ~ ~ ~
66. I only said three sentences, including the above phrase, my words over!
67. boss, 38 shoes are too small and 39 too!
68. have time to eat meat, tofu, bean curd, when there is meat; no tofu, no meat, when a person ~
will miss
69. God said:
70. This man is dead, something I have grave Pa!
71. drilling in Sina, where bricks can not endure? DAN tile three hundred days, without any hesitation to do a long one ~
Sina
72. When you face the cliff after the pursuers but, do not jump, you lose a chance; jump, you will lose more opportunities! !
73. a man with a bad eye to long to do good ~
74. in the future supposed to? Besides the future! ! !
75. with me, I'll take you sleepwalking!
76. Pig's wife who is? Zhu A ~ ~ ~
77. men would rather have a slave to serve their own, do not want to be a princess ~
serve their own
78. men do not know when equipped to understand, and women are just the opposite ~
79. I pledge to ten thousand installed in the machine-gun fire to you where you fall in a pool of blood, covered with bullet-studded Cupid!
80. car to the front there way! # #, TMD is death! ! !
81. to marry you, and when the nun What is the difference!
82. look for the bad guy is a cruel, unless you want to punish him!
83. Missing Person: Wang Hailiang, male, 22 years old, handsome long, native of elm. For mentally handicapped children, has accidentally lost, there is to see who could beat help, there must be re-thanks!
84. One day, my vision is sometimes abdominal distension, eye in the sky with material things fall Yan, from the toilet, power and place, defecate was a big ball of light, name, called the sun. And again to defecate, but also those who have a blue ball, falling to the ground, is said to Earth. Long defecate not cool, complex to refer to pull, get a small ball of dung, thinking of family poverty, no lights, then submitted the name of whom the moon to show Caomin of May also. However, people all manure, are the stars shining indeed!
85. Today's society is no hero - heroes are covered under the national flag, a true man stuck in the wall at the entrance - the door to the right of the wall!
86. In fact, my childhood dream is not what scientists want to be, I just imagine that he is the landlord of the young master, there are fertile fields at home all day, learn nothing from nothing led a group of dogs to take liberties with what I took to the streets decent girl ... ...
87. I used to complete four years of university memorial!
88. read in ten years as a pig raising, studying for ten years can not feed a pig, studying for ten years as a pig to do, studying for ten years is not like a pig!
89. Japan is not Peizui day, I will never come out from the mathematics classroom make-up! !
90. I am determined to unity of all mankind, please vote for me!
91. Hey, that guy pry the earth!
92. see this stand, and Jay, take me soon, I do not want the Han
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